We went to Ikea. Everyone seemed pretty pleased. Look at how nice the girls look.
Then we got lost, Gill and Krista were suddenly preggo, everything started looking the same and all of the pillows sucked. Also, did you know that every remotely good-looking guy who is in Ikea is married? Not that I was looking... Anyways, Krista was dizzy and in a pissy mood.
Gill said, "Now, Krista, you are sulking and looking like a 12 year old who sits down every chance she gets and makes sure that the world knows how unhappy she is that her mother made this shopping trip a 'must'," she also added, "Oh, no! I don't think so," and she shook her fist at the little, sulky girl.
With the oh-so-wise Ms. Higgins' fist quivering before her eyes, Krista made the more age-accurate discovery that in general, people will like you more if you don't look like you want to die. With this new concept, she put a smile on her face, and Gillian and Krista were friends once again. Oh dear, now we've lost Bethany! Whatever shall we do?
Ruth, Gillian and Krista found their way back to the lovely, magically knowledgable Bethany, who exclaimed, "Hey guys! Let's ride the carts down to the frozen yogurt place and get the hell out of here!" *Please note that Bethany never said "hell", nor did she eat a fro-yo, she ate a cinni-bun instead, though she did ride the hell out of our cart.
Anyways, Krista discovered that it only cost $3.70something to buy 3 fro-yos and 2 cinni-buns, she was blown away. Shortly after that, all four girls were shocked to find that Ikea offers complimentary phones, and Roof discovered the news that every Mother has been long awaiting.... Complimentary Clean Diapers!!! The girls wondered outloud, "How does Ikea make any money?" Oh wait, it's because Satan runs Ikea's friggen show.
Then, exhausted and worn thin, the four roomies cancelled all other amazingly exciting appointments and drove off into the sunset.
The End.
2 comments:
that was a beautiful story
i like ikea... i don't think satan is in on their awesomeness... its just not possible
a word of advice though, if you think going to Ikea with roomies is bad, don't go with a caravan of youth groupers... you'll for real wish you were dead. or something like that, perhaps just not conscious...
anyhow, i hope more photographed stories are in the works. this one was awesome!
I concur with the previous blog-commenter :) Very cool story.
(Bethany, I love you!!!!!!!!!)
Bye :)
Post a Comment